chris: I've been eating a lot of sushi lately
me: gotta be careful, if you eat a lot of it you could get sick
chris: how
me: that actor Jeremy Piven only ate sushi for a month or something and got mercury poisoning
chris: really
me: yea, Freddy Mercury poisoning, now he has AIDS
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chris: I got a new one, what is the fear of christmas called?
me: I dont know
chris: Santa Clausetraphobia
me: bravo
chris: my bad joke fire has been rekindled
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